RDK Truck Sales
Gary The Garbage Man

The Street Appreciates You, Anonymously, On Purpose

Author

Richard Kemner

Date Published

Gary in an RDK safety vest holding a steel thermos beside Big Bertha, a smiling red RDK rear loader, at golden-hour sunrise next to a mailbox with a blank sign post

The Street Appreciates You, Anonymously, On Purpose

Special 9 — National Truck Driver Appreciation Week, September 13–19

Gary in an RDK safety vest holding a steel thermos beside Big Bertha, a smiling red RDK rear loader, at golden-hour sunrise next to a mailbox with a blank sign post
SOMEBODY WASHED THE MIRRORS. GARY HAS THEORIES.

Gary noticed the mirrors first. Both of them, spotless, on a truck that had done six plazas the day before in Florida dust and pollen thick enough to write your name in.

Then the thermos. Full, hot, waiting on the tailgate step at 4:50 AM, before anybody but Ralph is usually even awake enough to plot against him.

Then, at stop nine, a hand-lettered sign zip-tied to a mailbox: "THANK YOU, DRIVERS. WE SEE YOU EVERY SINGLE MORNING." No name. No confession. Just block letters in paint pen, the kind of handwriting that has seen a clipboard before.

Gary knows a Kravitz operation when he sees one.

The Organizer Who Denies Organizing

Mrs. Kravitz standing at a neighbor's front door at sunrise holding a clipboard sign-up sheet while a startled man in a bathrobe listens, an RDK rear loader working the street behind her
ITEM 14. INVENTED THAT WEEK.

Mrs. Kravitz was spotted — twice, by two separate neighbors, on two separate mornings — going door to door with a sign-up sheet labeled, in small print at the bottom, "Neighborhood Beautification Initiative, Item 14." Item 14 did not appear on any prior version of the beautification initiative. Item 14 was invented that week.

Russ asked her directly. This was a mistake, and he knew it was a mistake while he was still asking it.

"Mrs. Kravitz, are you organizing Truck Driver Appreciation Week?"

"I have never heard of it."

"There's a banner on Cypress with your handwriting on it."

"Handwriting is not proprietary, Russ." She adjusted her glasses. "Anyone could have handwriting like this. I took a class."

"She'll deny it under oath. Doesn't change the fact there's fresh coffee on my step every morning this week." — Gary

The Whole Street Got In On It

SEVENTEEN THANK-YOU SIGNS. ZERO SIGNED NAMES.

By Wednesday it wasn't just Mrs. Kravitz's block. Seventeen signs total across the route, Russ counted, each one a little different — a kid's crayon poster at stop nineteen (Tommy, obviously, no attempt at anonymity whatsoever, his name is on it in six colors), a laminated banner outside the strip mall Guardian services, balloons tied to a mailbox on the HOA loop that Atlas runs.

A young boy holding up a crayon drawing of a red garbage truck beside a mailbox with balloons while an RDK driver waves from the cab of Big Bertha
NO ATTEMPT AT ANONYMITY WHATSOEVER.

The nurse at stop nine, the one who works nights, left a note that just said: "You never wake me up and I never forget it. Happy week." Same handwriting style as three Thanksgivings ago. Some traditions just keep finding new holidays to live in.

Ralph found a fresh-baked loaf of banana bread on Loyal's step at the transfer station, wrapped in foil, no note at all, which somehow felt like the loudest thank-you of the bunch.

A steaming thermos, mug, and foil-wrapped loaf of banana bread left on the rear step of Loyal, a white RDK rear loader, at the transfer station at sunrise
THE LOUDEST THANK YOU OF THE BUNCH. NO NAME, AS USUAL.

Gary Tries to Return the Favor

Gary kneeling to prop a blank cardboard sign against the chrome bumper of Big Bertha at sunset while Mrs. Kravitz watches from her porch railing
HE MADE HIS OWN THANK-YOU SIGN. THE STREET WAS CONFUSED.

Thursday morning, Gary showed up with his own sign, cardboard, marker, propped against Bertha's grille at every stop: "THANK YOU FOR LETTING US DO THIS JOB. BEST STREET IN TAMPA."

Mrs. Kravitz saw it from her porch and, for one full second, did not deny anything. She just nodded once, like a woman accepting a fair trade.

Then she went back inside before anyone could get a photo of the nodding.

17 THANK-YOU SIGNS · 1 BANANA BREAD, UNCLAIMED · 1 ITEM 14, NEWLY INVENTED · 0 SIGNATURES ANYWHERE

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This Truck Driver Appreciation Week, RDK Truck Sales says thank you to every driver on every route in this county — the ones who get thanked out loud, and the ones who just get quiet coffee on the step.

Gary, Russ, Ralph, and Mrs. Kravitz are affectionate fiction. National Truck Driver Appreciation Week is real, and your driver has earned every bit of it.

Call (813) 241-0711
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